European Wii owners will be hard-pressed to locate a copy of Elebits when it launches in PAL land this Spring, mostly due to the fact that it'll be called Eledees. As in, "LEDs" or possibly "Eledees, can I buy you a drink?" A quick and shamefully shallow internet search reveals that the word "bit" could be considered derogatory British slang, hence prompting Konami to drop it from the game's title. Right below "biscuit arsed", it reads:
Bit: Noun. A woman. Abb. of 'bit of fluff' or 'bit of skirt', generally a person viewed sexually. Derog.
Well, thank goodness they caught that one. Countless many people would have been left disappointed after learning that Elebits doesn't involve you lifting up skirts with a gravity beam. Expect that game from some other Japanese developer sometime in the future.
[Image: Penny Arcade's surprisingly relevant Just for the Elebit.]



















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I have heard of 'bit of skirt' but realistically, I can't imagine anyone relating that to Elebits.
We'd better change the name of The Legend of Zelda because people could think that leg-end refers to a woman's hips! God forbid!
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The Leg-end of Zelda
Bwahahaha.
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http://www.elbitsystems.com/
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Certainly no-one complained about the childrens' TV programme "Wizbit" which aired in the 80s. Well, except about Paul Daniels, who's just plain creepy.
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Heard of a bint, but not a bit.
And finding out that it's derived from Arabic and not from a combination of two offensive terms for women totally killed my whole day.
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Comment 8 seems more reasonable.
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This unconceivable tenuous link is just making joystiq look really silly to all your loyal readers in the uk.
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But seriously this renaming business is silly, never heard of anyone being called a 'bit' lol.
Think the Wii itself (and some accessory names, Skid proof gloves spring to mind) have worse meanings over here!
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I'm getting tired of the pointless renaming of games for the UK market. Nintendo are terrible for it - the renaming of the recent Mario basketball and football (soccer to your foreigners) titles was a waste of time and money on their part.
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However, Ludwig is a comical genius and I shall bow to his honour. "Eledees, can I buy you a drink?".. Hahaha!
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Of course, so is Head-On.
Apply directly to your forehead.
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Oops.. i just said some thing a bit rude!
Oops, I did it again!
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No one in the UK like myself is going to complain over "bit" becuase thats just stupid, like above i've heard bit of skirt used around a bit, but in all honesty the last time someone said that was about 1950.
I actually find it more annoying for them to be changing game titles for different regions, that actually pisses me off more.
However i will look past this one, as i think Eledees is pretty clever, i guess they could of done much much much worse.
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But this is rich coming from a game console for a console called Wii.
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